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I spoke to guitarist Paul
Hood recently by phone about this period of his life. His slowly-growing
autobiography (available online at http://www.grifterrec.com/midgets/toiling.html)
is a great and funny trip through that time, but I had more questions.
What follows are excerpts from that conversation, with my own running
commentary for those of you who wouldnt know a Midget from a dwarf.
The Toiling Midgets, much like
Bad Company before them, were a rock supergroup of sorts -
except their breeding ground wasnt Free and Mott the Hoople but
San Francisco punk rock legends Negative Trend and the Sleepers. As Paul
relates:
P: The Sleepers connection
was based on Tim and Ricky and Craig, and Michael Belfer, because
they were all kinda like buddies. Negative Trend and the Sleepers
were both playing Mabuhay Garden and around San Francisco at the time.
That was while I was in Seattle playing with the Meyce and the Enemy.
M: Thats how you pronounce
that (Meyce), like mice?
P: Yeah. Go to the EMP (Experience
Music Project) website both of the Seattle bands I was in are
featured. We were the ones who started it all according
to them, we played the first punk rock show in Seattle.
The TMT Show: it was the Telepaths (later the Blackouts), Meyce, and
Tupperwares, who later became the Screamers.
M: Were there were a lot
of people in drag there?
P:
Well, I wouldnt say drag. The Tupperwares friends were
drag queens and stuff like that. And then the Telepaths bass player
. . . he was Japanese and dressed up in a Nazi uniform. The lead singer
molded himself on Iggy Pop, so you can take it from there. It was
a bizarre scene thats for sure. Penelope (Houston) was the doorman
she went out with Damon from the Enemy, which is another weird
thing. Shortly after the TMT Show she moved to S.F. and formed the
Avengers. Thats how we were able to stay with Negative Trend
later on when the Enemy went down to San Francisco. Its a small
little world.
But then, the Toiling Midgets
really truly were the original Sleepers sound in full bloom, only
expanded on exponentially into a 5th (or 6th?) dimension:
P: By the time I got to San
Francisco the Sleepers had broken up. But one of the first singles I ever
bought was that Sleepers EP that had five songs on it [nerd collectors
note: Seventh World EP, Win Records, 1978], and this guy I was staying
with knew of them and went to all the gigs. So he was basically filling
me in on music scene. The Sleepers drummer really reminded me of
the Telepaths drummer, and they told me there was a left-handed Les Paul
guitar player in the band, just like Erich Werner from the Telepaths.
And Ricky was kinda like the singer for the Telepaths. So I felt an affinity
for them right away.
Later, when I ran into Craig,
I said, yeah man I gotta find this Tim Mooney guy, hes really
great. And he goes, oh, well hes in my band.
I thought that was kinda weird. Then when Craig asked me to join the band
on guitar without hearing anything Id been doing (Id stopped
playing bass by then), the whole thing just kind of got weirder and weirder.
I just kind of looked at it like an act of God or something. I always
liked the Sleepers, and Craig always liked the Sleepers. They broke up
and got back together a couple times. But the sound similarities . . .
I mean we never tried to sound like them, we just tried to sound like
ourselves. But we did gigs with them from time to time, when they got
back together. Sometimes Ricky would do one show with them, and the next
week did a show with us.
Shadows of other, older artists
also loomed large within the Midgets sound, the foremost being Mick Ronson:
P: He was such a huge influence
on both me and Craig, with his sound and the way he would arrange music.
The Bowie stuff especially, but I thought the SLAUGHTER ON TENTH AVE.
LP was the epitome of all those things, the culmination of the ZIGGY STARDUST/ALADDIN
SANE thing. Ronson . . . I mean he had the rock songs, but he also brought
in the sort of Broadway thing. Even live he had a horn section on stage,
and these back-up singers. He just played whats important, and let
everyone else play what theyre gonna play, and its all in
the mix so you can hear it. And I think that was what Craig and I really
liked, and we were hoping to bring (that) to our own music. And also (producer
Tom) Mallon helped us out, in terms of keeping it simple, allowing us
to freak out in the studio.
Some people liked to make a big
deal out of the fact that the Midgets just couldn't seem to keep a lead
singer for very long. In the Midgets, a singer was the exception rather
the rule; they were content to play and not worry, until a Ricky
Williams or Mark Eitzel stumbled along. And even then, their singers always
seemed to be circling the Midget muse in entirely different (if wholly
complimentary) orbits.
M: So you guys were essentially
instrumental for the first, what . . .
P: We were together for
3 years before we broke up for the first time. The first year was
instrumental, the second year was with Ricky, and the third year was
instrumental again. Thats more or less how it went.
That said, the Midgets will probably
go to their respective graves known as "that band Ricky Williams
was in after the Sleepers." And while this unfairly ignores much
of what made them great, make no mistake about it: Rickys bizarro,
off-world croon did lend a particularly unnerving and disorganized theatricality
to the Midgets sound, something instrumentalists alone would have been
incapable of delivering:
P:
He was into psychic phenomena, you know, talking to the dead, and
ancestors. And also Charlie Manson and Jim Morrison: these guys who
could control crowds. Aleister Crowley. Maybe in part because of the
Indian burial grounds he lived up sort by a nature preserve
or something like that. He wanted to be menacing, and he wanted to
be kind of like evil and stuff, but you couldnt
really take him seriously. If you were kinda close to him, you didnt
take him so seriously.
Ricky grew up near Palo
Alto or Mountainview or someplace like that. And thats about
when the computer chip explosion started to happen. And youd
see all these big satellite dishes, which to us in '80-'81-'82, were
very strange. I, for one, totally love the space shuttle IMAX film,
and orbital photographs of the earth, space pictures, and so forth.
And that sort of all lent in with this whole computer explosion .
. . we kinda got this feeling we were living in a Microage,
like microcomputer, microchip, etc. And also wed really been
into science-fiction. We really related to Blade Runner, and
those sorts of alienated, 1984-like movies . . .
M: THX-1149?
P: Right. We did some photos
down there in the same area where Lucas filmed some of that, in the
BART tunnels.
In the liner notes to the SEA
OF UNREST CD reissue, Midget producer (and sometimes drummer) Tom Mallon
begrudgingly concedes that Rickys lyrics were "a bit obtuse"
at times. One would be hard pressed to disagree, but I understand where
this hesitation comes from. Rickys vocal delivery could make you
believe a line like "my destiny is really, really good" actually
meant something really, really important:
P: Ricky, in terms of his
lyrics and stuff, was pretty much what we were . . . well, we couldnt
find too many singers we really liked, and he was one of them. So
when he showed up one day at my house I was on my way to the
recording studio I was like, hey man, come on over!
He came and actually he recorded the tracks for "Destiny"
in one take, and hed never heard the song before. He basically
just came up with the lyrics on the spot. And he had to write them
down later, so he knew what they were.
Ricky was in the band for the
first time long enough to record the SEA OF UNREST sessions, participate
in a series of local gigs (the first of which was documented on the EASTERN
FRONT compilation LP with the Midgets take of Beatles "Tomorrow
Never Knows"), and get in on a west coast tour with the band. Apparently,
however, Ricky was somewhat of a handful:
P:
Ricky was totally unpredictable. When we had finished recording and
mastering the record (SEA OF UNREST), and I got this phone call: "RICKYS
AT THE STUDIO OVERDUBBING VOCALS AND DESTROYING TRACKS!" So we
went over there, and tried to get him to stop. He was fucked up, he
spilled a beer on Toms mixing board. And Tom was about to kill
Ricky, literally. And so I sort of intervened, and started tickling
Ricky. He ended up flailing around like a whale on the ground, laughing
hysterically. By this time everyone was cracking up which ultimately
probably saved Ricky from getting pummeled by Tom, who by this time
thought it was funny.
Years later, Ricky would again
join, this time as part of the reformed Midgets in the early 90s:
P: Ricky started showing
up at our later shows with Eiztel, and he (Ricky) would say, come
on man, lemme sing, lemme sing a song. And eventually we did
let him up on stage to sing a song. Then we were about to go on tour,
Eiztel left the band. So we went on tour without Eitzel, and when
we came back we called up Ricky to see if he was healthy.
At the time, he was wearing
this electronic device on his ankle because he had been arrested for
attacking some biker with a butter knife. He was straight and sober
for the first time in his life, and he was freaking out. But we started
rehearsing with him, and we recorded a bunch of tracks, and it seemed
like things were gonna happen again. And we did a show, and right
after the show he died.
M: So he was actually in
the band when he died?
P: Yeah. He was ill to begin
with; I guess he didnt realize it but he had a collapsed lung
and he had pneumonia. He was so used to being on some drug or another,
or alcohol, when he performed, that to be straight and perform was
too weird for him. And he drank a bunch and took some pills and stuff
before the show downers of some kind. I couldnt tell
if it affected him or not. He seemed totally energetic and sang pretty
well. There were some things that were off about it, but I figured
that was because he was straight. And afterwards some of his fans
said to him, hey man, come party with us. But Ricky was
kinda flipped out . . . I talked to him in front of the club afterwards
and he was like, what was the show like? and he seemed
kinda paranoid that it wasnt any good or something. And I just
said, hey dont worry about it, it was fine. Who cares
if it was good or not itll get better in no time.
The next day, Craig and
I got this phone call from Tom that Ricky had died of a heroin overdose
that night. I mean it was a combination of all those things: the pills,
the alcohol, the collapsed lung, the pneumonia, and the heroin. That
was 1992. It was Nov. 22nd, I remember, because the Kennedy
assassination was the 22nd.
Sadly, the original Midgets,
like so many of their peers, scattered in a haze of bad vibes and controlled
substances at the end of 1983. The world had to wait until the end of
that decade before the core players (Gray-Hood-Mooney) would again get
together, this time sober, older, and a little wiser. Not long after Mark
Eitzel (then singer for the American Music Club) showed up, the only other
regular singer to ever be counted within Midget ranks. His presence was
a much more reasoned proposition: he sang lyrics that actually made sense,
and his delivery, if equally extreme, is at long last a coherent
voice around which the others could gather:
P: Eiztel was a huge Ricky
fan to begin with I think that was one reason he wanted to
sing with us. But then after a while Eitzel showed up, and after that
we started recording a record. And after a while Matador got interested,
because Gerard (Cosloy, Matador head honcho) was . . . the Midgets
were his favorite band in high school. And Eiztel was also one of
his favorites, he liked American Music Club so he thought that
we were just the perfect band.
M: So Mark was actually a
member, he wasnt just a guest singer?
P:Yeah, he was a member
for about a year. AMC had officially broken up, or they didnt
do anything the year we were playing.
In terms of what Marks
input was . . . he basically came into rehearsals and tried out a
bunch of lyrics. When it came down to recording, he recorded a bunch
of stuff, but he wasnt around when we were editing. We edited
the crap out of his lyrics, because he just wouldnt shut up
he went on and on and on and on and on. There were several
takes of each song.
I
thought Eitzel was very successful, in terms of what we put on the
record. I dont know, because he never told us, but I thought
he didnt like what we did with it. And that was one reason he
left the band.
He had some other problems.
I dont know what the deal was, but he was drinking a lot, and
didnt want to hang out very often, didnt want to talk
about what he was doing except in the context of rehearsals. And then
hed be drunk at shows, and not easy to talk to. So when he said
he wasnt going to do it anymore I dont think anyone was
surprised. I thought it was too bad. But later on when he started
badmouthing us in the press . . .
M: I didnt know about
that. In his little biography which I didnt read, by
the way I did flip through it looking for something about the
Toiling Midgets. And theres like one little line about you guys
in there.
P: Right. He doesnt want
to talk about it, I dont even know why. Personally I thought he
had a crush on Craig, and Craig rebuffed him or something.
Now I'm guessing here, but I'll
bet lots of San Francisco folks tended to take a band like the Midgets
for granted, thinking theyll always be playing around town and
if we aint got anything better to do etc. etc. As if they weren't
making some of the last, great rock music ever to echo out of that still
beautiful but now sadly yuppified city! By all accounts, Midgets live
shows were always one great big swirling sonic typhoon, the kind that
spirals upwards and downwards at the same time, sucking in everything
around it and then some:
M: Tell me what your gigs were
like they were generally instrumental?
P: Yeah. Tim would be late
you could count on that. But he had the car, so . . . wed be waiting
at China Blue (which was our rehearsal studio) for him. Unfortunately
it would kind of alienate some of the club owners, and after a while we
just said, man, you gotta get it together. And that
wouldnt even always work. But basically thats how it would
start.
Once
we were there and everything, we would kind of huddle up during the set
before we went on and just sort of hang out together. And usually if we
did that, the shows were pretty good. If we didnt hang out together
right before it was pretty scattered, and it didnt turn out very
well. But Tim would bring a bunch of toys, you know like monkeys, and
pictures of flaming skulls, and weird, macabre things to hang off his
drum set, off of mic stands, and all around the stage. Later on Kim Seltzer
would have some of her paintings, like a slide show, behind us.
Wed usually start off
just by jamming, and a lot of the set would be just jamming. We would
improvise and do a lot of noise things . . . I mean Tim & Craig were
so strong rhythmically, wed would just fall into some kind of groove
and just do some whacked out, sonic things. And wed have a lot of
skateboarders at the shows.
M: I cant imagine that.
So these kids would find your music, like, skateable or whatever?
P: Yeah. I dont know if
youve heard of Jacks Team, but that was Jonathan the bass
player and couple of his friends. They tried to teach me how to skateboard
. . . it was kinda dangerous around S.F., but I started out learning when
I was 21, and thats a little old, they were all young when they
started . . .
But youd have all these
skateboard kids, and at some of the shows theyd be skating around
the club, doing donuts on their boards while we were playing. Theyd
call it "Absolute Music" for some reason.
When Ricky was in the band,
hed always show up late too. Usually he came with a girlfriend,
a nurse like a rock n roll nurse, you know like in
that song by the Dolls. And usually wed have to a have a contract
with the woman, to make sure that he was there on time.
Once we played with the Cramps
at the Old Waldorf, and he wasnt there, we had to start, so we just
started by jamming. And they recorded it, and it was actually live on
the radio, which was really hilarious. But he arrives, and hes got
an armful of magazines. And he just ran up to the stage, dumped the magazines
on the stage, and he started improvising lyrics about all the articles
hed been reading in the magazines.
With this live thing of Tim
and Craig and I facing each other . . . its all true, but it was
more like circling the wagons, you know.
M: To get into the groove, the
heavy rhythm thing?
P: It was. We were just focused
on Tim basically, so that we could lock-in. Tim and Craig especially,
because they were just so tight. He was the rhythm guitarist, and I did
all the whacked stuff. What we used to tell people was that Craig played
time, and I played space.

M: In retrospect,
I think a lot of people have come to see the Midgets as a kind of Sleepers
Mk. II: not only did you have Tim Mooney and (for a while) Ricky Williams
in the fold, but your sound seemed to harken back to the Sleepers late-70s
work, at least in tone and complexity. Was this something you guys consciously
tried to do, or did the Sleepers tag dog you no matter how hard you tried
to shake it, like a piece of wet toilet paper trailing from the bottom
of your shoe?
Craig: I first met the Sleepers
in 77 when I was in Negative Trend. Will Shatter and I lived in a huge
flat at 8th and Howard. People would come over after gigs at the Mabuhay.
Michael Belfer and I would play and write together all night. Both bands
did songs written by both of us. She's Fun on the first Sleepers EP was
written by me, Michael and Ricky. I actually played a couple of times
with the Sleepers as a second guitar. It was just a natural devlopment
rather than a conscious effort. I don't think I was aware of how people
perceived us.
M: Similarly, alot of know-nothings
liked to lump you guys in with Flipper. This is obviously a product of
lazy, provincial thinking. Who did you feel most musically akin to at
the time?
Craig: No one. I felt very
insular, more connected to the music than the real world. The Flipper
thing is just cause of the Negative Trend connection but i never really
cared. It was kinda embarrassing.
M: What was a typical Midgets
gig like? And are legends true about you guys preferring to play with
your backs to the audience?
Craig:
Typical? I don't think there was one. Chaos maybe. Yes we played with
our backs to the audience, or at least I did. It started at the last ever
Negative Trend gig. Rik L Rik pulled a no show so I tried to sing a song.
I was so embarrassed I couldn't look at the audience so I quit singing
and turned around. We finished the set instrumentally and I haven't turned
around since.
M: How representative was the
SEA OF UNREST LP of the Midgets?
Craig: Very. As with all of our recordings, they represent us at that
particular time.
M: Who played all those meandering,
feedback gtr-atmospherics on that record: you, Paul, or Mick Ronson?
Craig: PAUL RONSON
M: How did Ricky Williams contribute
and/or mess things up?
Craig: Ricky was our human voice. Yea he was a mess but his voice and
his skewed perception were unique. When he sang he wasn't capable of holding
back, and he was what he sang about, an inspired mess.
M: What about producer Tom Mallon?
His production on SEA OF UNREST is downright apocalyptic.
Craig: Mallon was our interpreter so to speak. He found the beauty in
the chaos and helped us shape and define it.
M: I'm also interested in those
post-SEA OF UNREST days (as documented on the DEADBEATS LP), when, like
Moby Grape and Lynyrd Skynyrd before you, you guys had three guitarists.
What was that all about?
Craig: DEATBEATS was supposed to be a five song EP for Rough Trade. It
would have been Preludes, Caverns, Before Trust, Black Idol and a song
written by Annie called Richard Speck. Rough Trade changed their mind.
Thermidor said they would put it out but wanted an LP. We were pretty
much broken up by then (Nov. - Dec. 83) so Tom and I pieced together an
LP but Annie didn't want Richard Speck on it. Great song tho.
M: Annie Ungar impressed me as
a kind of West Coast equivalent to Pat Place (slide-gtrist for the Contortions/Bush
Tetras). What did she add?
Craig: Songs. More sound. A medium ground between Paul and I. Her style
was fluid like Paul's but more rhythmically based like mine. Her tone
was different from both of us as well. More slide oriented which gave
us more range. It gave me an opportunity to play less of a basic roll
and more of a textural one within the music.
M: How/why did the original band
wind-down in the mid-eighties?
Craig: DRUGS
M: A working hypothesis on mine
is that alot of really great, regional music scenes develop (and are consequently
destroyed by) shifting economic climates. I'm thinking of NYC in the late
70s (when everybody thought that city was going belly-up), and any number
of college towns in the the 80s (where rent was cheap and young energetic
people were plentiful). NYC is now a giant shopping mall; kids in college
towns now have to vie for apartments with Apple computer employees. Given
the fact that S.F. is now all but uninhabitable unless one's annual income
exceeds $50,000, did the economic situation in that city in the early
80s play any part in what you guys were able to accomplish?
Craig: SF was a town full of bands then and as we all know the dotcommunists
fucked it up. But as they leave the city changes again.
M: Was there ever a moment when
you thought, shit, the Midgets might just possibly be poised for world
takeover?
Craig: Which world?
M: The Midgets come-back LP,
SON (Matador, 1992), was a bright spot in a decade litered with truly
tasteless music. Less feral in its approach
than UNREST, but equally effective in conjeuring up its own vivid, darkly-flickering
images. How satisfied were you with this?
Craig: It was a good record. The problem was by the time Matador got the
record out we weren't working with Eitzel anymore and he didn't want to
tour with us.
M: The addition of American Music
Club singer-songwriter Mark Eitzel on vocals must have surprised some
folks. How well did he gel with
what you guys wanted to do?
Craig: For me it was his best work.
M: A few of us heard tapes of
a great, post-Midgets project you were involved with called Wet Ash. What
happened with this? What are you
and the others doing musically/artisically these days?
Craig: Wet Ash was recorded in late '89 to early '90, after I had just
returned from living in England for 6 years. It was written by my brother
Jason and I. We had a band called Lazy Giants and it was on our demo.
Mallon recorded and mixed the orchestral version. I have always been writing,
playing and recording. I have a G4 based studio at home and just finished
soundtracking a short film. Paul and I have been recording online so it
continues in a new way.
M: What's going on with the new
album of unreleased Midget and/or Ricky W. tapes? Us Midget-heads can't
wait.
Craig: There's about three records there maybe four, a Ricky one, and
a couple of instrumental records. Tom and I have just started sorting
thru the tapes.
M: What is sadcore, and can it
be blamed on the Midgets?
Craig: HAA HAA
M: And finally - just what the
hell is the Microage?
Craig: Where Ricky is.
Interviews conducted by Michael Row, Spring 2002.
Many thanks to Paul Hood and
Craig Gray for their support in putting this together. Interested in obtaining
TOILING MIDGETS CDS/LPS? Contact PAUL HOOD direct at pshmidget@hotmail.com.
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